Eminem has announced that he plans to publish his own children’s book entitled Daddy, Why’s Mama a Dirty Whore? The book will help fathers explain to their children why they have a terrible mother.
“There’s gonna be a page or two about how your mama cheats on your daddy and gave him crabs once, and then about how she steals his money so you can’t take dance classes. I wanna make sure I also touch on how your mama is a crack addict who sometimes sells her loosey goosey for drugs,” Eminem said.
Eminem’s inspiration was My Beautiful Mommy, by Dr. Michael Salzhauer, a children’s book which helps mothers talk to their kids about plastic surgery. “I’m thinkin’, yeah kids’ll get freaked when they mama shows up with a new nose. But what if that new nose is ‘cuz she got popped in the face by her coke dealer? Nobody’s focusing on the kids with evil bitches for mamas.”
Eminem certainly has the experience and background for this kind of book. His 1999 debut album, The Slim Shady LP, includes a song called “‘97 Bonnie and Clyde” in which he explains to his daughter Hayley that he’s killed her mother and stuffed her in the trunk of the car. “That wasn’t real, that was fantasy,” Eminem explained, “but for real her mama is a nasty ho, and I never knew how.”
Source : http://www.seriouscelebritynewsnetwork.com/2008/05/eminem-to-write-a-childrens-book.html
July 28, 2008 at 7:40 pm |
finally. come on seriously if madonna can write a children’s book then so can my boy em.